Time out... they're making WHAT??? (via NBC)

Lifetime, television for people who loved Saved By The Bell, has a major announcement: they are making an unauthorized  television movie of NBC's cheesy, long-running, racist children's show Saved By The Bell.

Of course we all remember Dustin Diamond's tell-all book where he complains that everyone in the cast was getting laid but him, and everyone was doing drugs but him, so Lifetime took his lead and found out what really happened off-screen from everyone involved -- but him.