"Never hurry and never worry" - Charlotte

Just in time for the cold snap that threatens to freeze the entire east coast and send all of its inhabitants into a shivering ball of despair, we have Phinny!

Phinny is Ricky Phillip Gindlesberger (hymer schmidt)'s pet pig from Pittsburgh and he is trying to get to the grass but can't seem to keep his cloven footing on the ice. I haven't seen a slip that big since Janet flashed her nip for a mega-second at the Super Bowl.