Maybe he's upset because the sun is burning his vampire skin?

There must be a backstory to this video somewhere, but do you really need it? Here we have a drunk, confused hipster on the verge of tears asking an unseen Sarah why she won't help him and his foundering kayak in shallow water, and you can just tell that each of his whiny pleas is some kind of karmic payback for every time he's been an unbearable snob about dubstep or a hashtag activism cause. Ahhh.

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