Jon Hamm's penis photographed shopping on Madison Avenue.

Jon Hamm's penis photographed shopping on Madison Avenue.
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It was a pretty muggy in New York this past week, and like most penises suffering through the humidity, Jon Hamm's apparently tried its best to get a little fresh air. Either those are some very thin pants, or the ridges of his member are as well-defined as his jawline. We can practically count the veins. Never has junk sagged with such gravitas. (Also, his dick looks fat.)

 

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It's like the Shroud Of Turin, but for genitals.

 

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The contented smile of TV's most celebrated freeballer.

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