1. This coyote who owns the night life.
This coyote squatting in an abandoned building in Queens was exploring the top of a bar where a jazz musician named Coyote Anderson was playing. Coincidence, or spiritual visitation? The coyote disappeared into the night before animal control could investigate further, perhaps searching for an after hours place. Run wild, run free. Don't forget to close your tab.
2. Helen Mirren, who sucked up helium with Jimmy Fallon.
She makes both a d*ck and a fart joke in the first 2 minutes.
3. Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally, who canceled their plans to perform in Indiana.
Though they've been playing Hoosiers on Parks and Recreation for years, the married couple is pretty unhappy with Indiana's new "religious freedom" law. They've cancelled their stop in the state for their Summer of 69: No Apostrophe tour, and though Offerman will still perform solo at Indiana University, he is donating the money to popular LGBTQ rights group, Human Rights Campaign. Way to go, guys; Indiana doesn't deserve your sexy butts.
4. This woman who dressed up simply as Tyrion's head.
Whatever is going one here, I think we can all agree that this person is making us feel things we've never felt before.
5. This girl, who built a 6 ft Left Shark entirely from Peeps.
Thought I'd never scroll to the end of this pic. (via Carroll Arts Center)
At only 13, Sydney Blacksten knows what the people want: more Left Shark. She built this replica for the annual Carroll County Arts PEEPshow, which has a pretty misleading title. This thing is taking the Internet by storm, much like its predecessor. You can see it in person until April 6th, if you happen to be in Maryland. Or just watch this video about how Peeps get made again.
Keep killing it, everybody.