While not a complete dud, the December 9, 2014 edition of the Internet was largely forgettable. Awash in Sony Hack documents and dudes who may or may not have ratted out a cheating wife, even a cameo from British royalty wasn't enough to elevate this Internet day above the merely passable. Were this day of Internet a film, it would be a good one to fast-forward through on a plane, but that's about it. Were it a Blur album, it would be "The Great Escape;" not nearly an essential like "Parklife," but far more listenable than "13". Were today a "Becky from Roseanne," it would definitely be Sarah Chalke.