A stable relationship.
Everybody loves horses, but the sad truth is that most of them live in what amounts to a jail cell. They don't get a lot of visitors. Most of them aren't even allowed conjugal visits. That's why it's not surprising to see this one take an "any port in a storm" mentality when it comes to getting a little action. Even if the port happens to be a tiny Border Terrier who appears to be using the horny horse as a makeshift back massager. But as long as they're both happy and getting their needs met, who are we to judge? We should all be so lucky to have this kind of passion in our lives.
(by Jonathan Corbett)