You need to watch this recut video where Jamie Oliver chops an onion with crystals.

You need to watch this recut video where Jamie Oliver chops an onion with crystals.
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Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver shows you how to dice an onion with crystal power.

You need to watch this recut video where Jamie Oliver chops an onion with crystals.
If I could actually buy Jamie Oliver crystals, that would be my go-to wedding gift just to see which couples thought I was being serious. (via Yes It's Funny)

Video comedy group Yes It's Funny has returned with a new example what it does best — recutting footage of celebrity chefs (you might remember their previous Jamie Oliver recipe, where Jamie makes a turkey covered in pictures of the royal family). This time, Jamie is cutting an onion using crystals. The video is a little bit of a slow burn — stick with it.

One of my favorite things is how, throughout their parodies, Yes It's Funny keeps an ongoing rivalry between Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver. Like check out the Jamie callout in their video for Gordon's crispy pancakes:

I really want to start selling a line of alternative/holistic kitchen tools now. My cheese grater would just be a small sign that says "Maybe the cheese doesn't want to be grated."

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