They insist on using the USGH abbreviation all the time, even though it sounds
like someone with a lisp saying "ugh." (via Facebook)

The Union Street Guest House in the town of Hudson in upstate New York rests in the beautiful Hudson River Valley, and is an amazing spot to host your wedding. If you or any of your wedding guests say otherwise, they will fine the living crap out of you, to the tune of $500 (they also require 15 days notice for any room cancellations, so if you were planning on going there soon, it's too late to change your mind now). Here's what it says on their website (full text at bottom):

Sources: Page Six