"I rule that your job totally sucks."
This is one of those stories that seems really funny on the surface and then has to go and be a total downer. Court stenographer Daniel Kochanski was fired in March 2012, in part because he stopped making transcripts of trials and started typing "I hate my job, I hate my job, I hate my job" over and over again. Funny, right? It's something we've all done to look like we're taking notes during a meeting or to stave off 4 p.m. boredom (how many times can you type "I hate my job" in one minute? Race your friends!). Kochanski is a working man's hero!