It's an old joke, but maybe a bad one. You read and decide.


Was Thomas Alden the instigator? (via The Chive)

The thing that most impresses me about this 'prank' is that a bunch of pre-pubescent boys organized it. I wouldn't trust most kids to put their laundry away, but these guys all submitted their quotes, connecting them from one to the other in perfect order just to tell one of the longest, dumbest jokes ever. Or I thought it was dumb. So dumb I laughed. How about YOUUUU?

The first picture above reads (all spelling and grammar errors belong solely to the pre-teens):

A man walks into a bar and pauses. At the other end of the bar there's this guy with a big orange head, just kind of sitting there, staring into his drink. So the man asks the bartender..."Can I have some pork scratching's, please?" And then he adds, "Say, what's up with the guy with the big orange head?" And the bartender says.... (See George Childs)
Sources: The Chive | Monawar Productions