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<p>Sex and funerals: they don&#39;t have a lot in common. One is a quiet, somber reflection filled with stifled tears, and painful goodbyes &mdash; and the other is a funeral.</p><p>But seriously, they&#39;re quite different. Which is what made the responses to this &quot;Who&#39;s Line Is It Anyway&quot; style joke-prompt so awesome. Here are 27 of the best, funniest, and most creative answers to &quot;Things you can say both during a funeral and during sex.&quot;</p><p>Oh, and one of them is unexpectedly adorable.</p><h2>1.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Buzzfeed" height="82" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/27phrasesyoucanuseduringsexandatafuneral-gAzJDs.jpg" width="482" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Buzzfeed</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" height="81" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/whatissomethingthatyoucansaythatwouldbebothappropriateduringsexandduringfuneralaskreddit-2-p5T7mx.jpg" width="547" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Buzzfeed" height="77" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/27phrasesyoucanuseduringsexandatafuneral-w6dgVU.jpg" width="329" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Buzzfeed</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" height="71" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/whatissomethingthatyoucansaythatwouldbebothappropriateduringsexandduringfuneralaskreddit-whfA0w.jpg" width="547" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I don&#39;t know half the people here.</p>&mdash; Stuart C Wildig (@wildigital) <a href="https://twitter.com/wildigital/status/877100063574700032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 20, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>6.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">He&#39;s not here but I know he&#39;s watching us.</p>&mdash; Mark Solomons (@solly_mark) <a href="https://twitter.com/solly_mark/status/877259653322813441?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 20, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>7.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" height="77" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/whatissomethingthatyoucansaythatwouldbebothappropriateduringsexandduringfuneralaskreddit-143eDj.jpg" width="558" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I think she was suffering towards the end</p>&mdash; BBB (@B415ter) <a href="https://twitter.com/B415ter/status/877115962859937793?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 20, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>9.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/LunkerGuppy/status/878430718245957632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fbeckybarnicoat%2Fxx-things-you-could-say-during-sex-or-at-a-funeral</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>10.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" height="77" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/whatissomethingthatyoucansaythatwouldbebothappropriateduringsexandduringfuneralaskreddit-2-DTDWoI.jpg" width="549" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" height="73" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/whatissomethingthatyoucansaythatwouldbebothappropriateduringsexandduringfuneralaskreddit-3-A0ROyD.jpg" width="543" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Nudge me if I fall sleep.</p>&mdash; Rob Thomas (@roblavs) <a href="https://twitter.com/roblavs/status/876932816990294016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 19, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>13.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Buzzfeed" data-attribution-url="" height="88" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/27phrasesyoucanuseduringsexandatafuneral-2-b6ZZx8.jpg" width="461" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Buzzfeed</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Buzzfeed" height="80" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/27phrasesyoucanuseduringsexandatafuneral-2-5yeLfV.jpg" width="338" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Buzzfeed</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I&#39;m sorry</p>&mdash; sam schierman (@SamSchierman) <a href="https://twitter.com/SamSchierman/status/878351987397373952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 23, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>16.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">lovely spread</p>&mdash; Darren Mc #VLM2020 (@dumbwitness) <a href="https://twitter.com/dumbwitness/status/877081147217510404?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 20, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>17.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">OMG! I didn&#39;t know it was going to be this BIG!</p>&mdash; B (@bbellgam) <a href="https://twitter.com/bbellgam/status/878324535396716545?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 23, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>18.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Buzzfeed" height="79" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/27phrasesyoucanuseduringsexandatafuneral-Oc1DNG.jpg" width="382" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Buzzfeed</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>19.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Buzzfeed" height="81" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/27phrasesyoucanuseduringsexandatafuneral-3-3AfMxT.jpg" width="371" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Buzzfeed</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>20.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" height="72" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/whatissomethingthatyoucansaythatwouldbebothappropriateduringsexandduringfuneralaskreddit-JfikOq.jpg" width="513" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>21.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" height="71" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/whatissomethingthatyoucansaythatwouldbebothappropriateduringsexandduringfuneralaskreddit-3-J54iV3.jpg" width="538" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>22.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" height="71" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/whatissomethingthatyoucansaythatwouldbebothappropriateduringsexandduringfuneralaskreddit-5-AQCB6d.jpg" width="532" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>23.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I thought he&#39;d last longer.</p>&mdash; Stay elite. Control car. Save cost of an eyetest. (@litebluecanary) <a href="https://twitter.com/litebluecanary/status/876903140792160261?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 19, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>24.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I&#39;m terribly sorry that it was so sudden. <a href="https://t.co/PZaFXOfygG">pic.twitter.com/PZaFXOfygG</a></p>&mdash; Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) <a href="https://twitter.com/Pundamentalism/status/877247007227641860?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 20, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>25.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" height="72" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/whatissomethingthatyoucansaythatwouldbebothappropriateduringsexandduringfuneralaskreddit-4-uziFZ0.jpg" width="546" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>26.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Things you can say at a funeral and during sex:<br><br>Your sister would have loved this</p>&mdash; MisterDaz (@MisterDaz) <a href="https://twitter.com/MisterDaz/status/877478512982192129?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 21, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>27.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" height="73" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/whatissomethingthatyoucansaythatwouldbebothappropriateduringsexandduringfuneralaskreddit-2-W2rCQ8.jpg" width="531" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

27 Phrases That Make Perfect Sense During Sex And At A Funeral

Sex and funerals: they don&#39;t have a lot in common. One is a quiet, somber reflection filled with stifled tears, and painful goodbyes &mdash; and the other is a funeral.But seriously, they&#39;re quite different. Which is what made the responses to this &quot;Who&#39;s Line Is It Anyway&quot; style joke-prompt so awesome. Here are 27 of the best, funniest, and most creative answers to &quot;Things you can say both during a funeral and during sex.&quot;Oh, and one of them is unexpectedly adorable.1.  Buzzfeed2.  Reddit3.  Buzzfeed4.  Reddit5.I don&#39;t know half the people here.&mdash; Stuart C Wildig (@wildigital) June 20, 2017  6.He&#39;s not here but I know he&#39;s watching us.&mdash; Mark Solomons (@solly_mark) June 20, 2017  7.  Reddit8.I think she was suffering towards the end&mdash; BBB (@B415ter) June 20, 2017  9.https://twitter.com/LunkerGuppy/status/878430718245957632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fbeckybarnicoat%2Fxx-things-you-could-say-during-sex-or-at-a-funeral 10.  Reddit11.  Reddit12.Nudge me if I fall sleep.&mdash; Rob Thomas (@roblavs) June 19, 2017  13.  Buzzfeed14.  Buzzfeed15.I&#39;m sorry&mdash; sam schierman (@SamSchierman) June 23, 2017  16.lovely spread&mdash; Darren Mc #VLM2020 (@dumbwitness) June 20, 2017  17.OMG! I didn&#39;t know it was going to be this BIG!&mdash; B (@bbellgam) June 23, 2017  18.  Buzzfeed19.  Buzzfeed20.  Reddit21.  Reddit22.  Reddit23.I thought he&#39;d last longer.&mdash; Stay elite. Control car. Save cost of an eyetest. (@litebluecanary) June 19, 2017  24.I&#39;m terribly sorry that it was so sudden. pic.twitter.com/PZaFXOfygG&mdash; Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) June 20, 2017  25.  Reddit26.Things you can say at a funeral and during sex:Your sister would have loved this&mdash; MisterDaz (@MisterDaz) June 21, 2017  27.  Reddit

Sex and funerals: they don&#39;t have a lot in common. One is a quiet, somber reflection filled with stifled tears, and painful goodbyes &mdash; and the other is a funeral.  But seriously, they&#39;re quite different. Which is what made...