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"I coulda been a nobody." - anonymous. (via redditor hollidette)

This life-affirming piece of prose was excerpted from today's New York Times, which apparently sent a reporter out to review the bathrooms at New York's (in)famous Port Authority Bus Terminal. This may be the shortest distance the Times has ever traveled for an investigative report, since their brand-new skyscraper is literally across the street from the transit hub/biohazard. The article was ostensibly checking to see if the station's notoriously filthy commodes had improved since HBO's Last Week Tonight with John Oliver aired a highly-shared segment on the bathrooms, which they called "the single worst place on Planet Earth."

Sources: redditor hollidette