New website auto-generates Thomas Friedman op-eds so Thomas Friedman doesn't have to write them.

New website auto-generates Thomas Friedman op-eds so Thomas Friedman doesn't have to write them.
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Really hoping someone does this for Maureen Dowd.

If it looks like a Thomas Friedman column and talks like a Thomas Friedman column, it might be a simulated Thomas Friedman column from the new, brilliantly conceived Thomas Friedman Op/Ed Generator. The site, inspired in part by a McSweeney's piece, takes all of the Friedmanite conventions that you've grown to detest over the years, swirls them together, and spits out a fully formed column in only slightly more time than it probably takes the man himself to regurgitate some pedantic nonsense. Here are some opening lines we wouldn't be at all surprised to see opening a real Thomas Friedman column:

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