When you're subjected to public transportation, everyone's an a-hole. But that's just something you've got to keep to yourself.

A suit jacket would really cover up those pit stains. (stock photo)

Londoner Matt Buckland was just trying to suffer through the hell that is often a morning commute on public transportation Monday morning, when a totally rude bozo did not honor the unspoken rules of civility and order for entering and exiting the train. In an interview with BuzzFeed, he said,

"At Monument station, I stood to one side to let someone else off the train first and I think he thought I was just standing in his way. He pushed and I turned, I explained I was getting off too but he pushed past and then looked back and suggested I might like to fuck myself…which might have been true but not before a few cups of coffee."
Sources: BuzzFeed