Kevin Bacon posted an Instagram photo that makes it look like he got fat, and everybody thinks it's "because he ate too much bacon" — LOL! OMG! ROFLsomeonekillme!

Maybe this was a cup of butter? (via Kevin Bacon on Instagram)

For fuck's sake, The Internet. Calm down. Take a seat. We need to discuss some things:

1. Yes, Kevin Bacon posted a picture to Instagram that makes it look like he gained weight. Here it is, because I know you would burn me at your e-stakes if I didn't:

2. So, yes, Mr. Bacon looks chubbier than usual. He's also an "actor," a word that actually means "guy who changes his appearance in order to perform as other people," and not "dude who always looks exactly the same" (unless you're Paul Rudd).

Sources: InTouch