Kids! If it's not one thing it's an udder.

Hey, I know you're skeptical. But really, you need to just hear this little five-year-old girl out, because she's got a perfectly reasonable explanation for why she let—or possibly brought—her pet calf into the house. It may or may not have something to do with cow poop. It's hard to tell. But it should definitely fully exonerate her in the eyes of her rather annoyed, anti-cow-in-the-house mother:

(by Dennis DiClaudio)

Sources: Billie jo decker | h/t Viral Viral Videos