New North Korean textbooks claim Kim Jong Un drove a car at the tender age of three.

Here is Kim Jong Un looking serious. (via UPI)

The following is a fictional conversation between two parents one-upping each other about their childrens' accomplishments:

"My three year old can drive a car!"
"Oh yeah? My nine year old beat the owner of a yacht company in a yacht race!"

Unfortunately, both of the above statements are presented as childhood facts about current Sexiest Man On Earth, Kim Jong Un, in a new set of North Korean teaching materials. I feel bad for the teachers who have to convince their students of these farcical tales, however they were probably taught similar bonkers facts about Kim Jong Il and Kim Il Sung when they were kids.

Sources: UPI