Here's the first of what will probably be many, many photoshops of Kim Kardashian's butt cover.

Here's the first of what will probably be many, many photoshops of Kim Kardashian's butt cover.
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There's just so much room for interpretation.

Despite Paper Magazine's hope, it's the morning after Kim Kardashian's butt-first cover photo hit the Internet, and the Internet did not "break." It feels like the climax of WarGames. 

"Internet, you still on? Is anyone there?"

"Yeah! We're here! Jesus H. Christ we're still here!"

As we all make sense of the unveiling of the E! network's single-most valuable asset, our nation's photoshoppers are hard at transforming those oily hills into whatever the imagination pours forth.

The first we found was shared by redditor kelkulus who wrote, "Kim Kardashian looks so much like a centaur in Paper Magazine, I figured I'd take it one step further."

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Break the Internet, then break into a gallop and take the fifth race at Belmont.

Excellent work, kelkulus.

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It was there all along, waiting for the right eye to let her behind blossom into majesty.

Related: Here's Kim Kardashian posing butt naked on the cover of a magazine.

(by Bob Powers)

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