Good news! It's not just a signed headshot of Kanye West.
Finally, we now know what a "Kanye West amount of roses" is: a couple thousand. At least, that's what Kanye sent to his wife Kim Kardashian's hotel room when she was on a business trip to São Paulo over Mother's Day weekend. That isn't just a large amount of roses, it's a "you didn't leave me anywhere to sleep" amount of roses.
And being married to Kanye West is just like being on a game show, because that's not all! (It's also like being on a game show because a lot of strangers clap for you and it sometimes requires more showmanship than skill.) When Kim went to dinner that night, she was greeted by a string quartet playing Sam Smith songs and waiters who said that every dish was "from Mr. West":
When the waiters said the dishes were from Kanye, I really hope they meant that literally. Like, that Kanye flew to Brazil so he could secretly cook Kim dinner in the restaurant kitchen.
I also hope that this is the start of a beautiful and bizarre game of Kimye Mother's Day/Father's Day gift-giving one-upmanship that will result in ridiculous presents for years to come. If these guys aren't giving each other horses by 201, I'm going to be very disappointed.