You can be whatever you want when you grow up, as long as your dreams are commensurate with those of The Man. (via Imgur)

Long before she became jargo1 on reddit, her name was Julie and she was a kindergartner with very, very realistic dreams. 

According to her post, "I stumbled upon my kindergarten yearbook and found this inside. I'm on the bottom...I guess you could say I've always been a bit of a realist."

While her 5-year-old colleagues betrayed their naivete with lofty goals, like "PatricR," who planned to be a baseball player, and "Lohn," who dared to be a butterfly, Julie understood the dystopic future of the human workforce, a never-ending drudgery of mindless tasks and debt chasing. 

Sources: redditor jargo1