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Man, that is going to be one downer of a homecoming message.

According to Sub Pop's Tumblr, the above letter was in their mailbag this week, sent by a college mascot who clearly can't read music blogs through those eye holes.

Maybe the zombie craze in pop culture has convinced this girl that Sub Pop (Not Geffen? guess she's partial to Bleach.) has Kurt Cobain's zombie carcass chained up in a shed somewhere while the logistics get hammered down for the reunion? No matter what, it's always exciting that a millennial even knows what Nirvana is, and expecting her to know that the lead singer was murdered by his wife committed suicide is kind of a give-an-inch-take-a-mile situation.

Sources: Sub Pop on Tumblr | Gawker