Thank you IF the box has holes and the puppy isn't dead.
Emily, the niece of redditor orangeworker, wants to be perfectly clear in her letter to Santa. She has requested "nine (9)" other items in her letter to her "father (dad)," but none of those other gifts matter. The only gift worth Santa's time is the "one little puppy" she listed. Is one little puppy—"perhaps a Labrador, German Shepherd or a husky"—so much to ask?
Just forget about replacing the puppy with the other stuff unless you want Emily to get "sadder and sadder." If you do your job and she does get a puppy, you'll have her thanks.
But that's a pretty big IF based on your puppy-getting track record, Santa (dad).
(by Shira Rachel Danan)