This letter to the editor is hurting brains all across the Internet.

I never thought I'd miss people saying "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve." At least that one rhymes! Next to what Jan from Traralgon wrote, that argument seems rock solid.

Since this letter first appeared in The Melbourne Herald Sun, commenters have pointed out that Jan doesn't seem to have absorbed the important parts of the "birds and the bees" lesson. Like the part about how the birds don't actually have sex with the bees. But that's OK – it's never too late to catch up on middle school biology.

Sources: Denham Sadler