People awoke Wednesday morning to see #HeterosexualPrideDay trending worldwide on Twitter. Some people were earnestly (and often mean-spiritedly) celebrating the "straight community" as June's official LGBTQ Pride Month came to a close. Fortunately, because self-aware people still exist in the world, the obnoxious trolls living in a persecution fantasy (where every movie, ad, or song is a plot to imprison them for for straightness) were quickly and hilariously taken to task by the rest of Twitter.

Behold, a summary.

These proud heteros won't let being straight get in the way of being stupid: