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When bigoted Indiana eatery Memories Pizza announced they would never cater a gay wedding after the state's "Religious Freedom" bill passed, the reactions were varied. A lot of people called in death threats and shut the place down, which had the unfortunate effect of turning them into Christian martyrs who were subsequently able to raise a million dollars on a crowd-sourcing platform. This is now the strategy of homophobes across America (read: Kim Davis). The only bright spot in this mess is the constant mockery Memories Pizza has been subject to, because DUH, no gay couple would ever cater their wedding with your sh*tty pizza in the first place. Unless they're The Kings of Trolls, like this couple:

Sources: GayCo Productions