Legalization of gay marriage yields bold new frontier in hilarious name combinations

Legalization of gay marriage yields bold new frontier in hilarious name combinations
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This is a proud day for couples with vaguely sexual name combinations everywhere.

"Wow. You know, for years we could only say Mr. and Mr. Johnson-Holder as a joke — a joke because we never thought it could be real. But now I can look at my husband and say, legally and with no doubt in my mind: "That's my Mr. Johnson-Holder... and I am his Mr. Johnson-Holder. We are the Johnson-Holders. I'd like to thank our straight friends who helped this happen: Mr. and Mrs. Kuntz-Dick, and of course our inlaws, the Wang-Holders. This is a proud day for all of us."

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