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Let's just gloss over the fact that the mawage being referenced was more of a kidnapping.

True love, is there anything greater than that? Well, for a while it seemed like the answer was yes: the Bible, old people, and folks who don't understand what "free country" means. The fight was so painful for a while it often felt like Christopher Guest had just sucked one year of our life away. But true love is looking more and more like it is going to win out over the Humperdincks on the right, and true love will once again be the strongest force in the universe. Besides a nice mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, of course, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is fresh. They're so perky, we love it. 

Sources: redditor nbd712