The real (photoshopped) reasons some young people don't support gay marriage.

The real (photoshopped) reasons some young people don't support gay marriage.
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The real (photoshopped) reasons some young people don't support gay marriage.

Is America ready for a half-gay president?

A couple of weeks ago, Matt Stopera of BuzzFeed set out to learn why some young Americans still vehemently oppose gay marriage. Stopera asked attendees at a Nation for Marriage rally to write down on a notepad their reasoning for why marriage must be between a man and a woman. Their answers ranged from "lesbian sex is gross" to "because God says so." These are not their answers. Gilad Landan, a gay-marriage-supporter, was baffled by the answers the protestors had provided, and did a little photoshopping so their answers would make more sense or at the very least be more hilarious.

 

The real (photoshopped) reasons some young people don't support gay marriage.

So he's cool with gay couples as long as they don't adopt?

 

The real (photoshopped) reasons some young people don't support gay marriage.

The organizers of the rally promised it would be "the tits," and they delivered.

 

The real (photoshopped) reasons some young people don't support gay marriage.

Which is why your gay license must be renewed every ten years.

 

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The real (photoshopped) reasons some young people don't support gay marriage.

REI is now making myrrh-frankincense blend jackets. They smell like shit.

 

The real (photoshopped) reasons some young people don't support gay marriage.

The bible defines marriage as between one boy gun and one girl gun.

 

The real (photoshopped) reasons some young people don't support gay marriage.

That's very progressive, actually.

 

The real (photoshopped) reasons some young people don't support gay marriage.

Unless God is female. Then she's cool with that. Yolo.

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The real (photoshopped) reasons some young people don't support gay marriage.

If he didn't get to suck cock, no one does.

 

The real (photoshopped) reasons some young people don't support gay marriage.

Yeah, she went there.

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