The real (photoshopped) reasons some young people don't support gay marriage.

The real (photoshopped) reasons some young people don't support gay marriage.
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Is America ready for a half-gay president?

A couple of weeks ago, Matt Stopera of BuzzFeed set out to learn why some young Americans still vehemently oppose gay marriage. Stopera asked attendees at a Nation for Marriage rally to write down on a notepad their reasoning for why marriage must be between a man and a woman. Their answers ranged from "lesbian sex is gross" to "because God says so." These are not their answers. Gilad Landan, a gay-marriage-supporter, was baffled by the answers the protestors had provided, and did a little photoshopping so their answers would make more sense or at the very least be more hilarious.

 

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So he's cool with gay couples as long as they don't adopt?

 

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The organizers of the rally promised it would be "the tits," and they delivered.

 

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Which is why your gay license must be renewed every ten years.

 

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The bible defines marriage as between one boy gun and one girl gun.

 

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That's very progressive, actually.

 

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Unless God is female. Then she's cool with that. Yolo.

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If he didn't get to suck cock, no one does.

 

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Yeah, she went there.

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