"Til death do us part when I trash my wedding dress the stupidest way possible."

The wedding industry is legitimately horrible, and can turn a perfectly normal woman (yours truly, for example) into a horrible bride stereotype with strong feelings about different types of folding chairs.

For most women, the madness ends when the party is over. But some women have decided to say farewell to bride brain with a new ceremony to "trash the dress," symbolically marking the end of their love affair with spending $4,000 on a single outfit.

Unfortunately, bride brain can sometimes make you too dumb to remember that when clothing gets soggy, it sinks, and if you're wearing it, you're going to sink, too.

Sources: spartya19 on YouTube