This Amy Schumer sketch features a doll that shows young girls what life will really be like when they grow up.

Comes complete with a flask and anti-depressants! (via YouTube)

She falls asleep in her clothes! She takes depression medication! She's summoned to appear in court! It's a shame this doll is merely a prop created for an Inside Amy Schumer sketch, because it needs to exist in real life. Never before has a doll more accurately depicted the ugly truths of everyday life as a single woman.

The Amy Schumer doll teaches the hard lessons in life. Unlike dolls who unrealistically wake up flawless in mansions, Amy wakes up in a stranger's bed. This serves to educate young girls about avoiding pregnancy by taking Plan B, and treating a UTI with cranberry juice.

Sources: YouTube/Comedy Central