At one point or another, even the best of us wake up next to a pizza we don't remember ordering, or a human being we don't remember flirting with. In fact, I dare say it's relatively common to get drunk enough you lose your wallet at least once in your life. Regardless of your personal drunken antics, or whether you touch the sauce at all, it should be known that a drunk man in New Zealand has officially outdone us all. According to a report from Telegraph, a New Zealand man was feeling himself so hard he sold his car for NZ$800 (£440) in order to buy more booze.
When he sobered up the next day, he forgot making his spirited (PUN INTENDED) decision and went to the Rotorua police station to report the car as stolen.
This is seriously the most impressively alcoholic anecdote I've heard that's not purely depressing.