"I am the lizard king. I don't do much of anything, other than eat crickets."

Lizards get a bad rap as pets. They don't cuddle or fetch. They frighten most children. And GEICO isn't helping. No one has ever improved their image by reminding people of auto insurance.

However, Calcifer the Bearded Dragon's happiness as it gobbles up crickets is so contagious, he has the potential to undo at least some of the public relations damage done by Gila Monsters, Komodo Dragons, and that annoying cockney pitchman that is somehow on my television more than Seinfeld.

Sources: Tastefully Offensive