He flew too close to the sun.
Since man took to the sea in ancient times he has been lured from safety by beautiful sirens: TO HIS DOOM. Used to be women attracted sailors by just singing a little ditty, but times have changed. Instead, these ladies dog pile on each other while attempting to simul-twerk.
Of course, Bro is gonna try to get to that sexy pile of mismatched bikinis and tramp stamps. Of course, Bro is not gonna put his beer down and carefully make his way, using both his hands for balance. Of course, Bro is going to eat sh*t. It's a tale as old as time.