"You're history." —Cowboy guy to soon-to-be-dead dinosaur

Producer: Get in here! I need you to write something to cash in on the excitement being generated by the upcoming movie Jurassic World.

Writer: Gotcha. Something with dinosaurs.

Producer: Plus, my brother-in-law's country-western clothing store just went under, so you need to figure out some way to work a bunch of cowboys into it.

Writer: Right. Cowboys and dinosaurs.

Producer: Yeah, like, make them fight or something.

Sources: Film Festivals and Indie Films | h/t Digg