I've got five words for you: it was all a dream.
Mad Men will air its final episode on AMC this Sunday. Unless Yahoo! Screen or somebody decides to pick it up and give it another season or two, this will probably be the last we see of Don Draper. Do you have any idea how it'll end? I'll bet you have a theory or two. As do your friends, your mom, that guy who sells loose cigarettes outside your favorite bar and the lady who screams about communist squirrels in the park. Essentially, everybody has a few guesses about how Matthew Weiner will wrap things up. They will all be wrong, make no mistake about it, but they're still fun to muse over.
Here's a few of the best ones that Twitter has to offer:
Mad Men final episode prediction: Don waits patiently for the bus, but is instead, picked up by a Studebaker driven by Muppets.
— Joey Ellis (@joeyellis) May 13, 2015
Does Mad Men end with Don Draper as a leather-clad warlord in a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
— Pitchaya (@pitchaya) May 9, 2015
Next week's Mad Men should still end with a cryptic "next week on Mad Men."
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 11, 2015
Mad Men should end with Peggy getting addicted to Blue Sky meth, Glen from next door starting a zombie outbreak, and Don being Azor Ahai.
— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) May 13, 2015
What if the final hour of MAD MEN was an extended flashback to Don on prom night juggling dates with three girls?— Matt Zoller Seitz (@mattzollerseitz) May 13, 2015
Mad Men is gonna end with Don being so aloof, they can't even film his final scenes— Dan Hopper (@DanHopp) May 4, 2015
I, for one, will be greatly pleased if Don refuses to return to New York and starts a new life as a typewriter repairman. #MadMen
— Ben Greenman (@bengreenman) May 11, 2015
I predict "Mad Men" will end with women very gradually beginning to get respect in the workplace over a period of several decades.
— River Clegg (@RiverClegg) May 5, 2015
please let mad men end in a flash forward to a 90 year old don draper pitching flo from progressive. "i knew a progressive redhead once..."
— curtis james gwinn (@curtisgwinn) May 5, 2015
Too bad we already know the end of Mad Men: Don Draper starts doing voiceover for car commercials.
— Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) April 6, 2015
Re: the end of Mad Men — I am all about the Pete-gets-eaten-by-a-bear theory: http://t.co/0ePLo3IT0H
— Sarah Murphy (@sarahmurphy_) May 13, 2015
The last episode of Mad Men is a clip show hosted by Tim Conway.
— Eric Szyszka (@ericszyszka) May 12, 2015
the twist in the last episode of mad men is gonna be that don is a virgin and he was just weirdly dry humping all those girls
— Mira Gonzalez (@miragonz) May 12, 2015
The last season of Mad Men is secretly the new season of Twin Peaks.
— Josh Lee (@joshleejosh) May 5, 2015
Final line of Madmen as Pete & Don high five. Don: We certainly were.... Pete: Mad Men. Hot air balloon rises into bright blue sky.
— TKMD (@tomkaters) May 13, 2015