#BitchImaSock: The Madonna hashtag nobody's been waiting for.
Madonna has started dropping several awkward Instagram and Facebook videos of her talking to a sock puppet to help promote her new tour. And you guys, I have come to this conclusion: Madonna doesn't understand social media. You know how, if you're under the age of 35, your boss will eventually read about social media in an in-flight magazine and then ask you to "make something viral," even if your job is making joints for PVC pipes? I think that #bitchimasock is Madonna's version of that.