Madonna performed stand-up comedy on 'The Tonight Show' last night, and it was not very funny.

But on the plus side, she is very talented in other ways. Girl can sing!

It all started when Madonna told Jimmy Fallon "I'm kind of a closet comedian." Pretty soon, she was running over to the microphone to share some thoughts on dating younger men, owning a lot of very expensive art, and when the audience should be laughing.

If you have to say "it's funny," it's probably not funny. Luckily, no one cares because you're Madonna and we are honestly just curious about your private life.

I'd still never go see your open mic, though.

Sources: The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon