Don't let a cold take away your post-workout power movement!
Rule #1 of magazine layout: If it bleeds, it leads. Rule #2 of magazine layout: if it looks like stool, that's not cool. Maybe this design genius had a bad cold and forgot to take dayquil and wasn't on top of his/her game. Maybe they forgot their chocolate milk after their brutal spinning class and felt woozy. Maybe they downed some NyQuil and chocolate milk during a spinning class and had to finish up the design from their laptop while having horrific bowel movements on the toilet. In any case, it's fair to say they really crapped the bed on this one.