My vagina met Stephen Malkmus once and won't shut up about it either.

Celebrity vaginas: they're just like ours!

At least that seems to be the implication of this very awkward pull quote placement in a recent edition of The Metro. The woman pictured is Maxine Peake, a British actress, and I'm assuming her lady parts are referring to the Ian Brown of The Stone Roses. He seems like a pretty chill guy, but I'm guessing the interaction still took him by surprise. 

Sources: @CommuteClub