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If a man shoots his dick off at a gas station, and the bullet leaves through his ass, and he doesn't even notice it, did he even have a dick to begin with?

On June 12th, a 23-year-old Macon Georgia man pulled in to a gas station, holstered his .45 handgun, and shot himself in the dick. I'm pretty sure shooting your dick off at a gas station is frowned upon considering you're not even supposed to be using your cell phone. 

Sources: aattp | h/t Death and Taxes | WMAZ