Advertising

Mariah Carey is someone who can make eating her own shoe look like a Diva banquet.


You're my butterfly, sugar, baby. (via TMZ)

Thank you, Mariah, for being the icon of ostentatious femininity. You inspire me to soar to greater heights than my voice can handle at karaoke. You push me to wear push-up bras. You make me understand that if you're gonna have a gold, shoe-shaped cake, it better be sprinkled with some real, edible gold. Bless you and a Happy Belated Mother's Day.


Side view of this thing being served on a plate of JEWELS. (via TMZ)

In case you need a reminder about how hard this lady brings the camp, BOW DOWN:

Sources: TMZ | h/t Jezebel