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I been drinkin'. I been drinkin'. (via CBS New York)

Security camera footage catches a man in Harlem falling over cellar doors directly into a bodega basement.

I'm surprised this hasn't happened to me a million times while texting, but this guy seemingly walks himself directly into the doors without any distraction. In fact, CBS New York reports that eyewitness Jerry Whatts heard people trying to warn the man to no avail. With no cell phone in his hand, it makes a person wonder how he could not have noticed he was about to fall into a cellar. My theories include:

Sources: CBS New York | h/t Gawker