Mockery is a dish best served warmed at 220 degrees and paired with a crisp Chardonnay.
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Do not get on M. Diddy's bad side, or she will give you a six-page serving of mockery à la mode. 

Only last month, legendary perfectionist and entrepreneur Martha Stewart slammed Gwyneth Paltrow for being a talentless wanna-be when quoted in Net-a-Porter as saying, “She just needs to be quiet. She’s a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart." 

Sources: E Online