God bless us, every positive integer divisible by exactly one positive integer.
Bless the high school math teachers, for they are truly the failed comedians of the world.
Look at this smug math elf, so proud of the little equation he came up with to delight his students who are forced by law to attend his class. You see, Christmas is coming, but that doesn't mean Santa's little teacher's aid can't join in on the Christmas spirit.
"My students are so lucky," he thinks to himself as he finishes solving for "merry x-mas," then folds his arms across his chest, leans against the white board like a 90's rapper, and then lets a smug half smile creep across his satisfied face.
You happy with yourself, teacher who chose to do an unnecessary equation rather than just let the kids have fun?
It brings me back...