Who has time to teach grammar and spelling when the Madonnapocalypse is upon us? Clearly not this teacher, who shared his terrifying doomsday theory with the class in the hopes that they make peace with their Kabbalah god before the Earth is shattered by the fearsome, veiny arms of its inevitable Destroyer. Our only chance to stave off this horrifying world-ending calamity is to drag a bargain bin of Evita DVDs to the top of Mayan pyramid and watch every single one of them end to end. Eh, on second thought, not worth it.

Sources: Boredology