The fast food chain recently updated their classic Hamburglar character to be more modern (...and hot), but his wife seems straight out of a 1960s take-my-wife-please stand-up act.

On McDonald's Twitter account, a new video shows the charming meat robber attempting to talk to America. But unacceptably, his wife keeps interrupting him! With chores!

You see, the Hamburglar's wife needs him to buy "candles" and "cake" and go to "the party store." Just classic woman stuff. And since she's being as intrusive as wanting to know where her husband is, he has to lie to her, of course.

Hint to wife: Your husband, the Hamburglar, is probably at McDonald's!

Sources: The Daily Dot