I'm trusting you to detect dry humor, Internet.

See how I put "tongue-in-cheek" in the title? Here's the link to the Wikipedia page for that phrase just in case.

This sandpaper-dry satire of what (some, not all) men consider the injustices they face in this world due to their gender comes to you from comedian Robbie Sherrard, who has made wry parodies of boring relationship observations a mainstay of his channel.

Please don't let me down, Internet. You can do it.

Sources: Robbie Sherrard | redditor Ruddog7