Ladies and gentlemen, the drunkest mugshot we've ever seen.

As the Bible says, "Let he among us who has never passed out face-first in a plate of french fries cast the first stone." Cause hey, we've all been there, right? (Right?) On Friday, a drunk Tennessee man fell asleep in his french fries and ketchup for an hour before Hardee's employees could stop laughing long enough to call police.