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Occupied!

I cannot imagine when a skill like this would become necessary—and I really, really hope that I never find out—but it does bring me some level of comfort knowing that the brave men and women serving this country can deploy an entire squad of soldiers into a single portable toilet should national security ever require such a thing:

Oh, beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain... [brushes away single tear].

Sources: jessiannmc | redditor colin_moore